Top 10 Excuses for Falling Asleep at Your Desk

If you are ever unfortunate enough to be caught sleeping at your desk – come on, we all know that you have at least once dozed off at your desk – bust out one of the following excuses.

10. “They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.”

9. “Whew! Guess I left the top off of the Liquid Paper!”

8. “I was meditating on the organization’s mission statement.”

7. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.”

6. “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.”

5. “I was experimenting with a new Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan.”

4. “Someone must have put the decaf in the wrong pot.”

3. “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”

2. “I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hands.”

1. “Amen!”


About Travis

Christ follower. Husband of one woman. Father of three young men. Former 11B. Blessed to pastor the Bible Baptist Church of Mount Vernon, KY.
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